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Trapped In A Portapotty

from King Cryptid by Crusty Old Toad

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lyrics

I’ve had to pee
For the last six hours
Just down the street
I see a portajohn

I run inside
Allow the stream to flow
I hear a knock
Ocupado amigo!

And then I hear a click
Unmistakable
The clasping of metal
On the latch of the door

I start to kick
I try to cut
I’m invoking a curse
But it’s clear I’m fucked

Nightfall
Descends
Stilled locked in the stall

Hope
Fading fast
Diarrhea tomb
Drifting off to sleep

Morning rise
A brand new day
Assaulting my nostrils
Fecal bouquet

Will I escape
Or is this where I die?
Can’t see a way out
Maybe I’ll jack to pass the time

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from King Cryptid, released February 24, 2023

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Toaderus Crusticus emerged from the swamp in the autumn of 2015 with one thing on his amphibian mind: heavy fuckin' metal.

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