Graveyard Girl

from King Cryptid by Crusty Old Toad

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Practicing necromantic spells
For this I’ll probably do some time in hell
Down at the graveyard baby
I’ve been coming here a lot lately
And I’m hoping tonight I’m a-gettin’ lucky, huh!

Graveyard girl
She’s lying 6 feet under
And I got 6 inches in my pants
She may be decomposed
But honey that’s the way I like it
And I’m ready to bone

At the end of my last incantation
She must have heard my call for penetration
From the grave she started to rise
Her empty socket caught my eye
And I knew in my soul that I'd score tonight

Graveyard girl
She’s got rigor mortis
And I’m a-gettin’ stiff myself
Must be from heaven above
Cause she smells like rotten meat
And I’m lookin’ for love

Graveyard girl
Don’t know how she succumbed
But I can’t hide my chub
Her pleasure is my goal
So I’ll take the plunge
Down her wormhole

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from King Cryptid, released February 24, 2023

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Crusty Old Toad Portland, Oregon

Toaderus Crusticus emerged from the swamp in the autumn of 2015 with one thing on his amphibian mind: heavy fuckin' metal.

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