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In The Absence Of Light
04:08
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I'm so bummed out
Man this shit is so lame
I can't recall
The last time I got laid
But then I think of you
Could be worth a shot
So I called you up
Just to see where we left off
And it pleased my member
Just not how I remembered
Cause I forgot about your overbite
Those stretch marks on your legs
And all that cellulite
But in the dark I can forgive your flaws
In the absence of light you can take on many forms
And boy you would think
That I could stay away
But it all feels the same
At the end of the day
Cause I still drained my balls
Just not how I recalled
I forgot about the way you smell
Those cold sores on your lips
That greasy hair I know too well
But in the dark I can forgive your flaws
In the absence of light you can take on many forms
Cause if its dark
I can still get hard
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2. |
Serpent's Tongue
03:50
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She's opening that mouth again
But now it's nowhere near my dick
No she's droning on and on again
I've gotta shut her up and quick
Cause I swear if she goes on one more time
About astrology or a positive state of mind
I'm gonna lose my fuckin' head
My friends are gonna wish that I was dead
For bringing around this goofy fucking bitch
I need some peace
Can't get no release
There's nowhere to run
Gotta get away from her and her serpent's tongue
At first I found it charming
Til she started talking shit
And now it's more alarming
Cause she runs her mouth but I'm the one whos getting hit
She's telling me how pretty she is again
And how far she goes to be there for her friends
But her social life is a revolving door
Cause you could swim til your arms were sore
Through the rivers of shit spewing from her lips
I need a break
No more I can take
There's nowhere to run
Gotta get away from her and her serpents tongue
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3. |
Nocturnal Emissions
03:44
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Put myself through hell trying to forget you
A chronic case of the brown bottle flu
I was under your spell and you were under my skin
Now I'd give anything to be free again
They say time heals all wounds
But just when I thought I was done with you
I saw your face in my dreams again
This ain't happened to me since I was 10
Just a wakeless delusion or a premonition
This wretched curse of nocturnal emission
Been in and out of every bar in town
And in and out of whichever girls came around
Just trying to find a way to fix myself
But none of my scams and schemes ever seem to help
Your ghost haunts me anywhere I roam
Wish I could get some rest without blowing my load
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Crusty Old Toad Portland, Oregon
Toaderus Crusticus emerged from the swamp in the autumn of 2015 with one thing on his amphibian mind: heavy fuckin' metal.
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