Turn People Into Food

from Turn People Into Food by Crusty Old Toad

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lyrics

Population overflow on earth
A few too many cunts open for birth
Modern medicine sustaining the weak
Preserving vegetables and planting more seeds
As the human race sleepwalks to extinction

Factory farms spewing filth into the sky
Now your dick don't work
So you've got to stop and wonder why

In the face of a future filled with certain doom
There's one solution and it starts with me and you
Turn people into food

Butcher the sick, devour the weak
Trim the fat and global warming will cease
Give new meaning to the act of eating pussy

They'll teach a course at Le Cordon Bleu
To make a souffle out of me and you
So lick your chops and dig in to a brighter future

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from Turn People Into Food, released April 28, 2017

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Crusty Old Toad Portland, Oregon

Toaderus Crusticus emerged from the swamp in the autumn of 2015 with one thing on his amphibian mind: heavy fuckin' metal.

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