The Countess Of Castle Dildor

from Turn People Into Food by Crusty Old Toad

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Behind these walls, an evil spirit dwells
Deep within the woods of Dildoria
Her lust for eternal youth
Has forged a reckless path
But in her blackened keep
She has come upon the answer

Compelled by vanity and pleasure
In her fortress she could live forever

Her prisoners
Lay helpless and in chains
Each one of them male
Testes forcibly drained
For they posses the precious medicine
Lives sustained and milked for their cum

On a diet
Strictly of whole milk and pineapple

Bubble baths, facial creams, rejuvenating lotions
Her prisoners' spunk in a variety of potions
Her skin stays silky smooth with no bags beneath her eyes
Replenishing with the seed of 600 guys

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from Turn People Into Food, released April 28, 2017

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Toaderus Crusticus emerged from the swamp in the autumn of 2015 with one thing on his amphibian mind: heavy fuckin' metal.

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