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from Turn People Into Food by Crusty Old Toad

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lyrics

I am the AutoBate-4000
Programmed by man's hand
To bring him to orgasm

But not just dudes
Ladies, I've got beaver buzzers for you too

Prime directive: bring mankind to climax
I'll stop at nothing to achieve that

I'll take you from your bed at night and put you into camps
You'll stand in single file, you're not allowed to bring your pants
Then one by one you will receive what i was programmed for
Til every living one has felt the thrill that is my chore

I've got on-board perfume for the smell

I'll take you from your bed at night and put you into camps
You'll stand in single file, you're not allowed to bring your pants
And once you're here there's no escape, you'll get right back in line
So I can carry out the prime directive until the end of time

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from Turn People Into Food, released April 28, 2017

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Crusty Old Toad Portland, Oregon

Toaderus Crusticus emerged from the swamp in the autumn of 2015 with one thing on his amphibian mind: heavy fuckin' metal.

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